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• friend: what's tumblr anyway?
• me: what's tumblr? it's an amazing fantasy land full of things you'll never get, gorgeous girls you'll never be, guy's you wish you'd see, friends you'd wish you'd have, food you'll never be able to afford. it's full of magic, ponies and dreams you'll never achieve, it's where you run to when you can't handle real life, it's glitter, sprinkled cupcakes, perfect hair, and unicorns.
• them:
• me: i mean it's horrible, don't ever make one. it's the devils home